We love you Derby, we do.

Unless you lose.

 

We love you Derby, we do.

Unless you don’t score any goals.

Then you’re so c**p you’re unbelievable.

 

We love you Derby, we do.

Unless you concede stupid penalties

then you’re like some s**t team in disguise.

 

Oh, Derby, we love you

sometimes.

 

 

© G. Harris 2007 reproduced by permission of the author